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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

It's Almost The Weekend!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

We'll get through this last day together.

[via Funny Pictures]

Tags: 

boy

cute

dog

Friday

kid

scratch

Diner Furniture Is His Kryptonite

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2012 at 3:00PM

Come on, kid. We don't need another Superman who can't feel his neck.

[via IHC]

Tags: 

chair

head

idiot

kid

stuck

superman

Make Your Own Effing Pasta. Mommy's Getting Laid.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2012 at 12:00PM

Dad, you've got something on your cheek. Wait.. I didn't make cream sauce..

And yes, this is a real commercial.

[via Devour]

Tags: 

ad

commercial

kid

parents

pasta

ragu

sauce

Sex

video

walk in

The Ugly Sister

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 2:00PM

When you have kids with Tori Spelling it's gonna be a toss-up.

[via izismile]

Tags: 

animal

brother

cute

dog

kid

pet

sister

This Is What I Sound Like At Karaoke

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 6, 2012 at 3:00PM

She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.

[via Rats Off]

Tags: 

cat stevens

child

cute

kid

sing

song

tea for tillerman

voice

Objection! Counsel Is Leading The Witness!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 6, 2012 at 2:00PM

Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

child

drawing

kid

mom

school

wine

This Is A Really Good Dad

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 2, 2012 at 4:00PM

Warning: He gets distracted by nature.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bad

dad

electric

fail

father

fence

kid

parent

parenting

Got Gallons and Gallons of Milk?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 1, 2012 at 12:00PM

Hey! I found my Hot Wheels!

[via i-a-b]

Tags: 

boob

child

hand

kid

shirt

tits

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2012 at 3:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

[via Jest, get it on VHS!]

Tags: 

1990

90s

awesome

dance

donovan

famous

jason

kid

lip

sync

That Stoner From Teen Mom, All Grown Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

Her clutch looks awfully sad.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

fail

kid

mom

mother

parent

parenting

poor

teen

wtf

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