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What Is That, A Clif Bar?

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 18, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Maybe you should get fined for raising a child that eats piles of shit.

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Enjoying That Summer Cut

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2013 at 10:00PM

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They thought that was a good idea TWICE.

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Join The Club, Sir

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

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The immune system is usually the real victim of the bouncy house.

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Homeward Bound 4: Let's Get F*ckin'

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"That's how YOU were born, Timmy. Except there was slightly less romance involved."

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Sex

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total animals

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'Lick My Crocs, Mayor Bloomberg'

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 6, 2013 at 3:00PM

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When life gives you lemons, steal an ice bucket from a hotel room and fill it with Pepsi.

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Yeah, Animals Love Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 5:00PM

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It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

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Parenting Is Really Hard, Okay?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

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You've reached a new low when you're about to beat your child with a hot dog.

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pregnancy

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Pregnant

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remind me to buy only crop tops when I get pregnant

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Can You Tell Which One's Adopted?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"Please put me down, in every sense of that phrase."

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pug

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sad

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swing

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swing set

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In High School I Was Kind Of A Ramp

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"Hey, neat trick! Can I get up now?"

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ramp

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Give Me Sexy, Mom. I Need Sexy.

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

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