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Yeah, Animals Love Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 5:00PM

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It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

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Parenting Is Really Hard, Okay?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

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You've reached a new low when you're about to beat your child with a hot dog.

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Can You Tell Which One's Adopted?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"Please put me down, in every sense of that phrase."

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In High School I Was Kind Of A Ramp

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"Hey, neat trick! Can I get up now?"

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Give Me Sexy, Mom. I Need Sexy.

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

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Be Afraid

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

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And by "tough" we mean "tough to beat in a yacht race."

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My Grandma Hates When I Mix Them

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 10:00AM

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And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"

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'Somebody Help Me'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Comes in larger sizes for when he hits 30.

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I Must Immortalize This Moment Forever

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

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I look at this statue every time I forget how to fart in a can.

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Last Halloween We Went As 'America'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

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I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

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