I don't know whether to send the Internet to it's room and make it stay home from the school dance, or to just give it a harsh talking to and giggle about what it did later with my gal pals. But either way, what it did was naughty and inappropriate on Wikipedia after the death of Billy Mays was reported:
Internet!!! Is that what I just think i read!? It is!
Shame on you, Internet. Shamwow!? You know that's not even his thing.
Still pretty funny, but seriously. Can't we just let the man hock garbage in hell in peace?!