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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Bangs. Just Bangs.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2013 at 12:00PM

If you're gonna blow dry them every morning there's not even time to deal with the rest.

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Eight Ball, Corner Pocket, Terrible Father

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Looks good from my angle."-baby

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Any Requests?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

Good work, "Make No One's Wish" Foundation.

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Stealing Kids Is One Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

…but this is downright CREEPY.

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I Hope To Visit Someday

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

Vagina, a country known for its terrible child labia laws.

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You Forgot The Zombies

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

[via Uberhumor]

Have You Tried Blowing On It?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you ask me, Fire Dept budget cuts were a little steep this year.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Teach 'Em Early

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

"And if you look real close, you'll see your future job market."

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What Am I Doing Tonight?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 5:00PM

I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

[via DoucheChillz]

Acceptance Is Important

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Actually, her spelling is fine."-this girl's whore mother

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