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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Two Children Review 'The Odd Life of Timothy Green'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 1:00PM

Spoiler alert: Your parents are horrible people.

[via Buzzfeed]

These Kids Know What's Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 11:00AM

They forgot to mention all the free porn.

[via The Daily What]

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Delete Babies From Your Newsfeed With Unbaby.Me

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2012 at 11:00AM

Simply add the Unbaby.me extension here then refresh Facebook. And voila! All your friends' kids are gone.

Let's hope it also works on Ultrasound pics and every goddamn photo from a wedding.

[via The High Def]

Don't You Miss Field Trips?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

I wouldn't recap this one over dinner.

[via I am Bored]

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Keep Yourself Cool By Shedding Some Skin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2012 at 3:00PM

I was going to leave Timmy's turtleneck on but then I drove by this sign with the fun rainbow letters and thought what the heck, why not!

[via I am Bored]

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The Kid In The Hat Is The Leader

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2012 at 3:00PM

The only thing not gangster as hell? Starry Night in the background.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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Found My Make Out Buddy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

She lost her hair during chemo.

[via I am Bored]

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family photo

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Don't Wake Daddy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2012 at 12:00PM

The ONE cool thing about having an alcoholic father.

[via LolPix]

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Spoiled Brats Pretending To Be Homeless

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2012 at 1:00PM

…And one guy pretending to be a garbage can.

[via I am Bored]

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One of These Things is Not Like the Others

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

But all three could use braces.

[via Imgur]

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