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Been there, done that.

(Obviously it escalated.)

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Sure, Tonya's hot. But I wish she'd do something about that handsome black tumor.

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Good work, "Make No One's Wish" Foundation.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Girls, watch out for the yawn move. Women, watch out for the push-her-head-down-while-you're-making-out-so-she'll-give-you-a-blowjob move.

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"Relax, I saw this in Space Jam."

[via Imgur]

Michelle said "you have beautiful eyes", but we don't know what Beyoncé said because she just mouthed the words.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matt Allen.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

"Take your hand out of your pants, Mr. President." -Barack's in-ear monitor

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Things I need to do on the subway today: 1) close legs 2) PDA with pigeon.

Nailed it!

[via Unique Daily]

Why are zombies are never around to bite your ears off when you need 'em?

[via Acid Cow]

"I miss you already. Please don't go."

"I have to, Baby."

"But-"

"I'll be back in a couple days. I love you."

"I- I love you too. Be safe."

"Don't forget to record House Hunters International."

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