kitchen

I find pans don't offer the same support as a good solid crockpot.

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What a nice picture of Paula Deen! But who's that lady sitting next to her? HA GET IT SHE'S THE BUTTER.

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"Nice to meet you! My mom died during childbirth."

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Step 1: Find another woman to put up with your shit.

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Fine, I'll do the dishes. Geez.

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The New Jersey Nets' DeShawn Stevenson recently posted a photo to Instagram prominently displaying that he has an ATM in his kitchen

Makes sense.  Sometimes women need to take out cash too.

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"I know you have your heart set on being a waitress, but let's start you off in the kitchen and see if you're really Ruby Tuesday's material."

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Sure, we've got a glass ceiling. But it's fucking spotless.

So that's something to be proud of.

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Someone shit in my kitchen in college. He tried to cover it up by just placing our lamp on top. Then we had to deal with a huge pile of shit and a lamp covered in shit.

That was gross.

But it's not like I'm going and announcing it to a bunch of strangers!

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Sure, you got them back where they belong, but they're just standing around!  Dinner ain't gonna cook itself.  Let's get to work, ladies.

And would it kill you to make some hors d'oeuvre for while we wait?

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