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To paraphrase Three 6 Mafia: It's hard out here for a kitten lover.

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This lady is very afraid of cats.

"He's just staring at me." "Oh my God, they're on both sides of me." "It's a paw sticking out." These are among my favorite quotes from this clip of My Extreme Animal Phobia, your new second favorite television show.

Later in the episode they showed her the World Wide Web. May she rest in peace.

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You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is?WHAT THE FU?oh, it's just my reflection.

[via The DW, Previously: Thriller Cat]

I'll explain what's goin' on…  That kitten has no fucking clue how to work a mechanical jack.

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It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is?oh never mind, that's just the vacuum.

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It's hard to have a bad morning when you wake up to a kitten playing an invisible harp.

This is your new alarm clock.

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I put a lot of gross shit on the blog. See evidence here, here, and here. Oh, God, and here.

But none of that stuff compares to this.

I apologize in advance if you're eating. Especially if you're eating cat.

Here it is…  The most popular video of the past week.  17 million views in 7 days.

Why so popular?

If you guessed "Because people would rather watch cat videos on the Internet than have to spend time with their own human children," you're correct.

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Next time be more specific. Love, The Cat

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It's Friday afternoon. So I assume all you really want is a short cat video with equal parts adorableness and terrible sound effects.

Here ya go. Thank me later.

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