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"Now what do I have to do to get on YouTube?" -Hobbes

[via TBT]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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This kitten had dreams.  She was going to go back to training school.  Get her life together.  Starting going to the scratching post at least once a day.  Only special diet food.  And the good brands: Fancy Feast.  None of that generic brand crap.

But then you ruined it for her.  You ruined it all.

[via CollegeHumor]

Hey, cat!  You suck at Duck Hunt!

Get a real job!

However, I gotta say, this is the first time in my 24 years of seeing this game where the dog laughing actually makes sense.

[via Reddit]

I think this video says a lot more about the girl dancing than it does about the cat.

Felines swat at things. What's her excuse?

For instance, that kitten is definitely not black.

Um… What else?

[via CollegeHumor]

Say what you want about animals riding on top of other animals (or Roombas), I've pretty much backed myself into a corner whereby I have no choice but to show you these videos or else someone might accuse me of not being hip to the latest something-riding-something-else vid.

In other news, I've been fired.  Something about "too many stupid videos of animals riding on top of other animals."

I'll probably keep posting for awhile though.  My ride home is a tortoise; it may take him quite some time to get here.

[I won't be out of work long: That last tortoise joke was so bad, I've just been hired by the George Lopez show!]

Yeah, well maybe that kitten has seen the results of her AIDS test.

Call PETA!

[via BuzzFeed]

I've learned a lot from this video.

1) Slapping kittens is okay! For years, people have been telling me to stop slapping kittens, but here, we see an adult cat slapping a baby cat.  If cats are fine with slapping each other, it's totally alright for me to slap them too.  Just like how we're allowed to use the "n-word" because black people use it with each other.

2) Hitting someone wearing a tiny hat is funny! Hitting people is typically considered "wrong."  But it's not wrong if that person is wearing a tiny hat.  Why?  Because hitting someone wearing a tiny hat is always hilarious.  And things that are funny are never wrong.  Unless the person you hit dies.  Then you have committed murder… which is, supposedly, wrong.  (Maybe one day the courts will allow us to murder people who wear tiny hats.)

3) Even cats are embarrassed by the way they are portrayed on the Internet! Cats get a bad rap for being the clowns of the Internet, but not all cats appreciate this portrayal.  It's like when one Jew berates another Jew for leaving a bad tip.  This cat clearly is sending a message to its feline companion that we all have to break stereotypes together.

Who knew cat videos could be so informative.

It's one of those days…

One of those days where the only thing that can make me happy is a picture of a kitten in a box.

What do you think?  Better or worse than kitten in a blender?

At least the blender didn't have blades in it.  This cat looks like it's moments away from actually being shipped off to Kazakhstan.