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"I want beef jerky!"
It's like she was there†when my roommate and I argued about what to eat for dinner last night.
To paraphrase Three 6 Mafia: It's hard out here for a kitten lover.
Come on!† This is just a lame Surprised Kitty rip off with aerobics music over it!
Want proof?† Here you go.
What do you think?† That people will just watch anything if there's aerobics music over it??
Now stop wasting my time.† I have to go back to watching The King of Queens with aerobics music over it.
Today, I make a promise to you…
I will post every video I come across of kittens being shot with laser beams on this blog.
There's a whole backstory to this video that helps it make more sense, but you don't want to read all that.† You just want to see the kittens being shot with laser beams.† Godspeed.
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One of the most viral videos of the past few weeks: Surprised Kitty.† After spending over a month as a video unknown, the adorable little cat with his surprised paws has blown up to the count of over 11 million views.
Here's the real surprise though: It's all a scam!† Gothamist (my #1 source for cat news) reports "the kitten's surprise-while-being-tickled is a normal postural play response," meaning this kind of move can be common for kittens.
They even go on to quote veterinarian Dr. Peter Soboroff (Wait, is he a doctor or is he a veterinarian, because he certainly can't be both!?) as saying, "That Surprised Kitty is a total jerk, ripping off the work of other kittens and calling it his own.† He's like the Milli Vanilli or Coldplay of kittens.† He's terrible.† It's all B.S.!"
Alright, I totally made that quote up.† But as evidence, Dr. Soboroff did present the video above showing a cat he had taken care of doing the same thing.
This is, by far, the cutest video on the entire Internet. Turn it up and pay close attention.
Then learn more about this adorable video after the jump!† We'll even give you some tips on how to make and submit your own super-cute clip.
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