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I’m never going to have children. I kill a batch of Sea Monkeys every three weeks; the mere thought of having a tiny human being is terrifying. Worse than having a baby would be having an unpopular baby without any talent. Yuck! Who wants one of those!?
Good news. I could make sure this baby wasn’t a total dud by getting a sperm donor from California Cryobank. They provide a list of celebrity look-a-like donors on their website, so that must mean these babies are going to be totally cool. I want to be entertained!
So I'm having a celeb look-a-like baby. It's decided. But with which celeb look-a-like donor should I go with?
I've picked five of the weirdest most interesting celeb look-a-like options on the site and created images of what they may look like if I choose them. Help me pick a celeb baby so I can show it off to all my friends, make money off it, and ruin its adult life by refusing to stop living an irresponsible lifestyle!
This is what I imagine what would happen if I got a Jackie Chan look-a-like sperm donor. I'd get a tiny Jackie Chan looking baby who knew fly kicks, but what if he refuses to take a nap and karate chops right out of his crib?! I can't afford to keep fixing a crib my martial arts baby is too skilled to stay in! Hi-yah, no thanks!
After the jump, see what the rest of my favorite celeb look-a-like donor babies would look like. Thanks California Cryobank!