kurt cobain

Give her all the law degrees.

[via BIOTV]

Don't worry, guys. It's already been taken care of.

From Indiecred:

I?m never going to have children. I kill a batch of Sea Monkeys every three weeks; the mere thought of having a tiny human being is terrifying.  Worse than having a baby would be having an unpopular baby without any talent.  Yuck!  Who wants one of those!?

Good news.  I could make sure this baby wasn?t a total dud by getting a sperm donor from  California Cryobank.  They provide a list of  celebrity look-a-like donorson their website, so that must mean these babies are going to be totally cool.  I want to be entertained!

So I'm having a celeb look-a-like baby.  It's decided.  But with which celeb look-a-like donor should I go with?

I've picked five of the weirdestmost interesting celeb look-a-like options on the site and created images of what they may look like if I choose them.  Help me pick a celeb baby so I can show it off to all my friends, make money off it, and ruin its adult life by refusing to stop living an irresponsible lifestyle!

This is what I imagine what would happen if I got a Jackie Chanlook-a-like sperm donor.  I'd get a tiny Jackie Chan looking baby who knew fly kicks, but what if he refuses to take a nap and karate chops right out of his crib?! I can't afford to keep fixing a crib my martial arts baby is too skilled to stay in!  Hi-yah, no thanks!

After the jump, see what the rest of my favorite celeb look-a-like donor babies would look like.  Thanks  California Cryobank!

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