Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Every grunt from Home Improvement. It was a popular TV show in the 90s, kids.
- These Halloween decorations are scaring the shit out of people. Obviously.
- A pizza cocktail, in case you want to drink cheese.
- This guy has slept with over 1,000 cars. Hope they were lubed up.
- Carrie trailer set to Cinderella. Parts of that movie were scary.
- LA now has a toilet-themed restaurant. Smells delicious.
- 15 ways to spike your hot chocolate. Boozy ice skating, anyone?
- Hot selfies! Go get 'em, ladies.
- This girl is drunk. The definition of zero to sixty.
- And a balloon artist turns his living room into a hobbit house. He's got a bit of time on his clown hands.
[video via Videogum]