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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

What Channel Is ESPN For Babies Again?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 4:00PM

"What'samatter, does the cewebwity NBA team need a fwesh diaper?"

But let's be real: I'd rather poop my big boy pants in Houston and return home to LA, than never poop my pants and live in Houston.

[via Buzzfeed]

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STAPLES Center Time-Lapse: 6 Games in 4 Days

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 4:00PM

Los Angeles sports fans called it "Sportsageddon."

Los Angeles immigrants called it "Mucho Horas Extraordinarias."

[via The Daily What]

News Story About The Shake Weight Goes Exactly Like You'd Think

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 9, 2011 at 6:00PM

If you don't live in Los Angeles then you are really missing out on KTLA news. Imagine that a group of people all moved to Hollywood to be actors and actresses then decided to fall back on their Communications degrees 6 years later and accept jobs at the local news station. Can you imagine what that would be like?

Okay, that's every other news station in Los Angeles. KTLA is worse.

This is the group of anchors that are still auditioning for Allstate commercials on the side. They are not giving up on their dreams and that 6:00 AM news program is their potential ticket to fame.

Unfortunately, somebody assigned them a story about Shake Weights.

[via Jezebel]

Don't Tattoo A Crime Scene On Your Chest

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 22, 2011 at 3:00PM

Few acts are stupider than tattooing an elaborate scene of an unsolved crime on your chest. For example…yeah, nevermind. I can't think of anything.

According to the LA Times, detectives said the tattoo on Anthony Garcia's chest included key details from the scene of a liquor store murder that puzzled them for four years.

Garcia's shirtless mugshot, which was taken after he was booked on suspicion of driving with a suspended license, resulted in a first-degree murder conviction.

In comparison, that vagina tattoo doesn't seem so bad.

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Good Time to Go for a Jog

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 7, 2011 at 10:00AM

Here's a crazy story: On Tuesday, a man was arrested in Los Angeles for running down the 405 Freeway naked during morning rush hour.  Apparently some lucky commuter was able to snap the priceless photo above.

Now before you judge him…  BEFORE YOU JUDGE HIM, OKAY!!!

WAIT!  STOP!!  Before you JUDGE this guy, keep this in mind…

He was on tons of drugs.

Okay.  Had you taken that into consideration??

Had you?

[FYI, I have no confirmation that this guy was on tons of drugs.  BUT BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, OKAY!  BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME...  He had to have been on tons of drugs.  He just had to.]

[via Jalopnik]

Viewer Video of the Week: Is My Roommate Gay?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 16, 2009 at 12:00PM

Congratulations to LA-based sketch troupe Good Neighbor, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.

If you missed it, want to check out the full version, or can't get enough of "Is my roommate gay?" you can watch it above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be an upcoming Viewer Video on Tosh.0!

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