ladies

Throw in some driving lessons and you've got yourself a deal.

[via Uber Humor]

A baby with adult legs!

The Wizard Of Oz starring a puppy!

A cat humping a Muppet!

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[via Acid Cow, FilmDrunk, Imgur]

Which of these toned, fit ladies with a bikini made of chest hair is not like the other?

[via The Chive]

Don't forget to spay or neuter your daughter.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Husbands who cheat, and the pencil erasers who love them.

[via Poorly Dresssed]

Finally: a way to get to second base without all that pesky "talking to women."

[Via Izismile]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

#PickUpLinesToGetARoomFullOfLadiesToGoHomeWithYou

Don't anyone invite me to do anything tonight. I've got a date with this bonus offer and my VCR copy of The First Wives Club.

[via reddit]

"You laugh now, but in 10 years I'll have enough money to get women far older and less attractive than these."

[via Izismile]

I am well on my way to mastering this girl's advice. With my abused hair, degrading job, and painted-on face I've got guys all over L.A. fooled.

Makeup hides the ugly but I know from experience that it's much harder to hide the crazy.

First dates are pretty awkward for me. I always have trouble not suggesting that we spend our honeymoon in Italy. (It's beautiful there. I'm just saying.)

So…yeah. Hopefully her next tutorial involves advice on tricking people into thinking you're normal. Because apparently I'm not doing the greatest job on my own.

Big f***ing deal. I tattooed your name on my ring finger. Now ask me out already!

[Barstool Sports via The Heavy]