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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

#PickUpLinesToGetARoomFullOfLadiesToGoHomeWithYou

Don't anyone invite me to do anything tonight. I've got a date with this bonus offer and my VCR copy of The First Wives Club.

[via reddit]

"You laugh now, but in 10 years I'll have enough money to get women far older and less attractive than these."

[via Izismile]

I am well on my way to mastering this girl's advice. With my abused hair, degrading job, and painted-on face I've got guys all over L.A. fooled.

Makeup hides the ugly but I know from experience that it's much harder to hide the crazy.

First dates are pretty awkward for me. I always have trouble not suggesting that we spend our honeymoon in Italy. (It's beautiful there. I'm just saying.)

So…yeah. Hopefully her next tutorial involves advice on tricking people into thinking you're normal. Because apparently I'm not doing the greatest job on my own.

Big f***ing deal. I tattooed your name on my ring finger. Now ask me out already!

[Barstool Sports via The Heavy]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to understand the Looking For a Girlfriend Guy's perfect mate in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Watch as Daniel helps this modern day Casanova find true love in an all new Web Redemption tomorrow at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!

Want more redemption? You can check out all of our Web Redemptions right here on the blog as well as exclusive additional interview footage with our Extended Redemptions.

We do love it. We really, really do.

[via Fark]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Kevin.

"I don't know about you but that s–t gave me the munchies!"

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And yet they still weren't able to catch the attention
of the cute guys in the corner table.

Everyone and their dad tried to copy the Chicago Bear's Super Shuffle after they perfected it in 1985, but only one other organization came close to doing it.

GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling. Who, you ask?

It's okay if you've never heard of them, because they weren't around for long. But because God is good, they have a website and you can learn more about them there.

I just happy Everything is Terrible is awesome enough to find and post these kinds of things for all of us to see. If you haven't checked them out before, now's the time!

[via EIT]