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"All right, Ma'am, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

[via UberHumor]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

…And your point is?

Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo

That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.

Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Butterfly Blowjob
• Racist
• Rimbjobs
• Flying Lady Parts
• #1 Dick Sucka

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Male Cheerleader (above)
• We learned that base jumping off a high bar doesn't work
• A big black package showed up at baggage claim
• A lady attacked skaters in this week's Video Breakdown
• We saw what happens when Daniel sleeps
• And Daniel answered the tough questions.

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

Just because she keeps refusing to do a Web Redemption doesn't mean we don't love her. WE LOVE YOU, Grape Stomp Lady.

OH AH OW OH A-OWW UHHH I CAN'T- OW OW OWWW

[via Best Viral]

Eh, I'm more of an Asian ass fudge kind of guy.

[via Reddit]

You think that's oblivious.  Three blocks ago she was walking her dog.

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

You know how the saying goes; dance like no one's watching and then upload it to YouTube.

We should all be so lucky as to have the entirety of a Gene Pitney song choreographed in our honor.

Last Friday, we showed you "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self."  So many words for a title, am I right??  Let's go for something slightly shorter and far more hilarious.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

In a victory for pun lovers everywhere, the winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Samuel Edward Shopp with his title, "Mortal Tomcat."  I believe this marks the first time a cat video has been retitled without using the word "pussy."  I'm so proud of you guys!  My little Renamers are growing up.  Great work, Samuel!  Congratulations!