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Plagiarism Is a Crime

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 15, 2011 at 2:00PM

The Internet is getting all excited over it's new favorite book: The Right to Arm Bears by Gordon R. Dickson.

BuzzFeed went ahead and called it "The Greatest Book Of All Time."

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Dickson stole the plot of that book from a T-shirt I bought my girlfriend in Lake Tahoe…

Greatest book of all time??  More like greatest boyfriend of all time. Me.

[NOTE: I'm willing to accept that there's a chance the book may have come before the T shirt.  But can my girlfriend wear the fucking book?  No.  So fuck the book.]

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