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Thank God, My Anus Only Speaks French

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

Unless of course "violent diarrhea" counts as a language. ;)

[via Acid Cow]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 6:00PM

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Turns out the worst thing about RVs is making a commercial for them.

And here I thought it was emptying out the poop tank.

[via YouTube]

German Dude Does Not Like 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 13, 2011 at 2:00PM

Flula is still in his car. And he's still complaining.

You know what's illogical? That anyone who struggles that much with English would know the word symbiotic!

[via The DW]

German Dude Does Not Like English Idiom

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 5, 2011 at 5:00PM

Maybe he would prefer it if the phrase was "like shooting the person who named Daddy Long Legs in a barrel".

[previously, via College Humor]

Mila Kunis Speaks Russian Because Of Course She Does

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 3, 2011 at 11:00AM

From Buzzfeed:

At the Russian premiere of 'Friends With Benefits,' a reporter asked Justin Timberlake why he was doing movies instead of music. Before he could even respond, the Ukrainian-born Mila Kunis busted out her bilingual abilities, asking the reporter “Why not?” and “What kind of question is that? Why are you even here?”

Celebrities! They're just like us. Except hotter, richer, cooler, and more bilingual.