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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Just curious: what do you do when your mom says "Don't catch HPV?"

Had I been there, I never would've let her bring a melon one-piece to the beach.

[via Izismile]

Booze: the only thing that dulls the pain of not owning a Mac.

[via Break]

She didn't want to burn her legs.

[via FailBlog]

The problem is, one light burns out, your entire computer shuts down.

Then you gotta check every single bulb before you can finish your term paper.  It's festive, but a bitch.

[via Reddit]

Before the desktop guy showed up it was a ten-way tie between everyone who ordered "extra foam".

[via Chive]

Every time I use my laptop in a greenhouse, I end up having to change my Yahoo! password. EVERY TIME.

[via RatsOff!]

"And that's how the Tosh.0 blog killed my brother."

[via Failblog]

I'd build a real fire, but first I'd have to Google how to do it, and — you know — my laptop is kind of busy right now.

[via EPICponyz]