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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I can only assume Mr. Gibbs was looking at this.

Kids!  Listen!!

Your education is important.  Otherwise you might fall into a career as a blogger.

But it's not so important you should risk your life over it.  Sometimes you're late and you should just bite the bullet.

You ever hear the phrase "better late than never"?  That saying was coined by the English writer John Heywood in 1546 while explaining to his mistress that his wife, who he despised, had at last died of the plague.

See, you're learning stuff right now and you didn't have to rush anywhere or bang your head against a desk or nothin'!  Granted, much of the information I have presented to you is historically suspect, and some of it I straight made up, but at least you didn't get hurt.

And that's what's important.  Safety first!  Who coined that phrase?  Probably some other jerk.

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