Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.
Mike and I post a lot of dirty, horrifying, and disgusting shit on here. Because that's what you people like. Dirty, horrifying, disgusting shit. But back in March I took a chance on a baby video and it turned out that you guys are a bunch of softies.
I won't tell Daniel.
Of course you don't want too many posts tagged "adorable". I get that. But every once in a while it's nice to take a break from the racism and the puke and the broken bones to laugh at a baby laughing at ripped paper. Who, judging by the pillow in the background, might have just been high.
Good times.
And now we return to your regularly scheduled racism.
"Mommy! This water tastes like ass!"
"I know, honey. Let me just snap a quick photo and then we're going to wash your mouth out with Lysol."
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Last Thursday, we showed you "Blonde on an Escalator" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Blonde on an Escalator." But you're going to give it a new, funnier title. Because that's how "Rename This Video" works.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Rene Montez with her title, "That's nothing! The Mexican army can fit 40 soldiers in there." It's funny because Mexico doesn't even have an army, does it??? Congratulations, Rene!
This is why you should always be playing reruns of Tosh.0 on your television. IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH.
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