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Yes, the rumors are true. Tosh.0 has just launched a new app for iPhone and iPad that is totally going to kick the old app's ass.

Now you can submit videos, watch any Tosh clip, and read the blog all in once place!

Am I selling the shit out of it, or am I selling the shit out of it? Get the NEW, FREE, AWESOME Tosh app that has more puke, injury, and titties than your precious soul can handle.

Unless your work literally blew up in your face, then this guy wins.

[via Kill Some Time]

You are very, very… Oh, listen to you talk, man.  Do you hear yourself?  Do you hear yourself??

Holy smokes.  You are so annoying.  I'm going to lose it listening to you talk, though.

Yeah, I can hear you fully, man.  Listen to how dumb you sound.  Can you hear yourself?

Listen to yourself.  Holy smokes.  You are so annoying.  Listen to yourself.  You are so annoying.  Holy sh*t.

See how dumb you sound?

Holy sh*t, listen to how duuumb you sound!

Oh my god.

[via Reddit]

Here at the Tosh.0 Blog, we're not trying to save the world or anything (I think that's pretty obvious) but the above video which has exploded on Break (no pun intended) is just plain wrong.

Airbags are intended to protect life, not destroy it.  And I don't even see what is so funny about the video anyway: You can't even see what happens to the squirrel.  It's not like he parachutes back to Earth to avenge those who wronged him.  For all intents and purposes he just disappears.

Lame.

Facebook Lite is a faster, simpler way to keep in touch with your friends. If you like it, you may choose to use it instead of the regular Facebook. We still have work to do before it's done, but we'd love to get your feedback on what we've built so far.

That's the message that greets you on your first visit to Facebook Lite.

After investing a whole 30 seconds of analysis into this new Facebook format, here's my review:

"Facebook Lite removes all the good features of Facebook without providing any of the convenience of Twitter while being named after a crappy beer.  Grade: D+."

Bonus points for launching on 9/11, as this certainly is a disaster.

[via PC World]