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One Stop Shop!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's actually perfect. Dudes can get their divorces finalized and then get a mid-life crisis stud.

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Wacky Neighbors

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Candy bars? She's 16, man. Toss out some iPhones.

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So? They're Both Bad For Your Teeth

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

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But It Went So Well With My Coke Mirror

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 1:00PM

To be fair, most craft books don't have a "So You're A Convict Now" section.

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And Throw Away The Key

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

Slow court day.

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