Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Soccer player squirts tea from his chin. Is half blood half tea an Arnold Palmer?
- The most disgusting cupcake ever. That maggot's made of marzipan.
- 10 controversial costumes for kids. You don't want your 6-year-old to be a naughty leopard this year?
- A panda taking a bath. He could use some plastic boats.
- Real Housewives singing without autotune. GOLD.
- Law & Order did an episode where Paula Deen shot Trayvon Martin.* *Names have been changed.
- Girls without bras on! Speaking of…
- Miley Cyrus weird and naked on Terry Richardson's Tumblr today. Nice unitard. And nipple.
- And a French woman who doesn't know who Kanye is. Suck it, West!
[video via BroBible]