lawn mower

When Mommy mows the yard.

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"Hello, is this Bobby Stewart? Preston Junior High School Class of 1964? Yeah, we're gonna need that blue ribbon back. The gift certificate to Howard Johnson's, too."

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Last Friday, we showed you "Lawn Mower of the Future" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Lawn Mower of the Future."  Is lawnmower even two words??  Oh, it can be?  Well, whatever, let's change this title anyway.  I'm sick of looking.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote — in a tight race of terrible titles (which is my fault for picking them) — was Kyle Takacs with "Used to spit now she swallows."  What can I say?  Sex sells.  Congratulations, Kyle!

There is a special place in Hell for those who steal lawn mowers and other landscaping tools from church. And no, it does not smell like fresh cut grass.

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