lawnmower

Why aren't his kids helping him?  You know he has at least four.  And my guess is they haven't gone off to college.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Last Friday, we showed you "Lawn Mower of the Future" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Lawn Mower of the Future."  Is lawnmower even two words??  Oh, it can be?  Well, whatever, let's change this title anyway.  I'm sick of looking.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote — in a tight race of terrible titles (which is my fault for picking them) — was Kyle Takacs with "Used to spit now she swallows."  What can I say?  Sex sells.  Congratulations, Kyle!

Here's a video that a neighbor secretly took of a woman having a horticultural temper tantrum. It's worth watching all the way until the end for the spinning crucifix body toss (which she appropriately commentates with, "She's going for it!"). That poor, defenseless lawnmower!

Their lawn is pretty nice, though. When I see a neighbor frustrated with a stubborn lawnmower, I always think of this axiom: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but at least I'm not batshit crazy."

[via Urlesque]