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"Whoa, how'd you DO that?" – a really stupid kid

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I always wanted to be in a rock band, but this couch is so comfy!

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"I can't wait to go home and masturbate 5 inches away from my girlfriend's vagina."

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Ever wonder what the opposite of a gym looks like?

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For those who love grilled bratwurst, but hate the world.

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If he had a queen he'd be getting laid. HAHAHAHA I kid. I kid.

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A British company called More Th>n has "prototyped an automated stairlift to carry obese dogs up tough flights of stairs."

The Daily What goes on to mention that "a pooch can activate [the device] with a paw-press."

Now I'm not a fucking doglift expert, but I'm looking at the photo and where the basket starts is about two steps up, which means your fat-ass dog can't even get in there on his own, which means you'd have to lift your dog to put him on the lift.

Which if you already have to pick up your dog to put him in there, why don't you just carry your dog up the stairs instead of installing an $8,000 stair-hogging monstrosity?

This is why you have an obese dog: because you are lazy as shit.  Give your dog to a responsible pet owner.  Problem solved.  I saved you 8 grand.  Mail me my 10%.

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Welcome to the official uniform of Phone It In Phridays!

Why not put on a set and get your weekend started.

#LowFashion

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Jesus didn't even have electricity.  What the fuck does he care!?

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"Mom, I can't do the jack-o'-lantern this year.  We're out of scotch tape."

"Just use the goddamn glue!"

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