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America, where the lazy white guy always ends up on top.

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Interested in pulling off the Smooth Criminal anti-gravity-lean stunt in your own home?

Look no further. Michael Jackson patented the high-tech shoes before his death:

A system for allowing a shoe wearer to lean forwardly beyond his center of gravity by virtue of wearing a specially designed pair of shoes which will engage with a hitch member movably projectable through a stage surface.

[via Google Patents]