Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Here's Gwyneth Paltrow almost killing her kid. What's the point of crazy health foods if they aren't going to live past ten?
- Justin Bieber's mustache is awful. By "mustache" I mean seven hairs.
- 10 bizarre Facebook groups and pages. Everybody's into something, I guess.
- Ghetto Tracker app shows you which neighborhoods are safe. Also it's incredibly racist.
- The last of the summer girls! Sweater season sucks. Unless it's tight sweater season.
- Oprah and Naomi Campbell video is all kinds of internet silly. NOT EDITED.
- A Breaking Bad Lego set. All the annoying parents who get annoyed at the stupidest shit are so annoyed right now.
- A weird dancer. There's really no other way to describe him. Serpentine, maybe?
- Dennis Rodman is going to train North Korea's basketball team. Keep him, North Korea.
- 5 things that go totally nuts in zero gravity, besides my T and A.
- And a waffle falling over. Posted without comment.
[video via Dlisted]