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He listens to me, he's always there when I need him, and he has no dick.

[via The Chive]

This is why you shouldn't let Roman kids borrow your Lego Jesus.

[via IAB]

Listen, I love Chris Evans as much as the next girl who recognizes that his body is ridiculous but his face is just sort of guy-next-doorish, if the guy next door to you is much better looking than the average dude.

But I would much rather watch 2 hours of Legos' innards exploding.

Anyone else have a sudden craving for Big League Chew?

[via The High Def]

Lego Man (French: l'homme de Lego) quickly reported back that there is no hockey or Labatt Blue in space and Canada immediately abandoned the program.

Still, the mission looked like quite a success.  So let's give a tip of our hat to America's hat.

And don't forget, Canada: All new episodes of Tosh.0 return to The Comedy Network on Tuesday at 10 Eastern/9 Manitoba time!

[via VVV]

Are you looking to get married but still want to show the world you in no way qualify as an adult?

Why not try a Lego wedding ring?

If the Lego bride and groom get knocked off, you're officially divorced.  It's as easy as that!

[via The Presurfer]

Everyone has been talking about the US goal that slid by England's goalie Rob Green in Saturday's match. It was crazy! Poor Rob Green!

What a disaster. A disaster that would be best immortalized with a… Lego reenactment!

Do you realize how much better sports would be if all replays were done using Legos? SO MUCH BETTER! I could watch Lego soccer matches all day. They're so cute and easy to follow.

"This is why girls shouldn't blog about sports." -You

[via TBT]

Whaaaaaaat?

I would like to apologize to Japan. We make fun of your game shows a lot. They seem strange, pointless, and intentionally dangerous. I didn't think there was anything less logical out there. I was wrong.

This is a German variety show contest where the contestant is asked to identify the small Star Wars LEGO figurine by sticking it in his (her?) mouth while blindfolded. Way to go, Japan. You've been outweirded.

I have so many questions. First, why? Second, why? And lastly, how come no one told me that Kristen Stewart from Panic Room was still around?

[via Geekologie]

Remember the old days when your homemade, stop-motion video projects earned you a "B-" and the scorn of your peers?

The only way to "get your video out there" was to bring a crappy VHS dub to your nerdy friend's sleepover and show it off to your schoolmates in between wondering whether sleeping on the same pullout couch as another boy made you gay.

Well guess what?  The Internet is one giant nerdy sleepover where everyone is more than happy to watch all the stop motion garbage of dorky things you've ever made.

However, figuring out your sexual orientation is still up to you (…though I hear a new website to help you with that will be complete by 2010!)

[via Buzzfeed]