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Angela's Been Working Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

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That was a weird dinner party.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Here, You Can See Everything

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

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He's nuts for nature.

[via The Chive]

The Legend Of Old Twistybones

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 21, 2013 at 11:00AM

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's first human M.C. Escher painting.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Show And Tell

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2012 at 4:00PM

And this is my hooker leg! It's very fragile, much like my mental state.

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The New David Lynch Movie Looks Awesome, Guys

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 1, 2012 at 11:00AM

Do you guys ever have that nightmare where your wife has a head and mouth and she's using it to tell you about her day?

[via Happy Place]

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asia

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Nice Gams, Nash

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

More like Most Valuable Pair.

[via Stuff]

Nice Bush

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2012 at 3:00PM

Trim that shit up, wall! You look like a wall from an '80s porno!

[via izismile]

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Assume the Teacher Stance

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

The smart money is on this guy having a mustache.

[via I Am Bored]

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Son, You Wait Here While I Take This Picture

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 19, 2011 at 1:00PM

Still less demeaning than a leash.

[via Reddit]

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May I Have This Dance?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2011 at 11:00AM

I probably shouldn't.  My husband is here.  Plus I'm on the rag.

[via I Am Bored]

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