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I still read my hometown's local paper online to stay up-to-date on the state of affairs and to see which of my high school classmates have been arrested.
Sometimes I come across nuggets of awesome like this news story about a man causing trouble at Burger King.
To recap, there wasn't any lemonade, Pedro got upset, and was eventually charged with battery.
The incident is very ridiculous. And typical of something that would happen in South Florida. But the news piece is even more ridiculous. With a title like "He Didn't Get It His Way", I should have known the opening sentence would be a winner. But man, I wasn't ready for this one.
"An Immokalee man was squeezed behind bars after police say he became sour over the lack of lemonade at a local fast food restaurant."
Two lemon puns in one sentence? Hey-o!
Today's local news award goes to the Naples Daily News online department! Thanks for peeling this story open to give us the juicy details!
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