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Either She Really Likes Breakfast, Or…

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2013 at 11:00AM

Who can't relate to this classic tale of one lesbian stegosaurus and her triumph over adversity?

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Get It, Girl

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

If you sit like that it's an open invitation.

[via Cherry Plucker]

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10 Flawless Wedding Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Your wedding should be absolutely magical. It should be a day filled with joy, love, hope, and enough firepower to outfit a rebel militia if you so choose. Together, you and the person you love should eat, drink, laugh, sing, dance and enjoy yourselves as much as possible. After all, you might as well get one good party out of what'll inevitably end in a bitter, drawn out divorce.

Click below to see a wedding album sure to bring a tear to your eye…

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The Curly Joe Dirt

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2013 at 6:00PM

It's actually a wig made from the pelt of a Jewish mongoose.

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Nothing Will Ever Come Between Us

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

Sure, Tonya's hot. But I wish she'd do something about that handsome black tumor.

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