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You ought to look into something with better cum mileage.

[via Izismile]

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gets behind the wheel with a teen driver.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

What's this world coming to!?  Can't a loving mother of two have a sexually explicit license plate anymore??

But let's see what you guys think…

[via Jalopnik]

The only thing the DMV screwed up worse than my plates is my driver's license photo…  It's a plane crashing into the World Trade Center.

[via Someecards]

Either this woman loves Herbie Hancock or her hand loves being on a…

Oh, screw it…  I'm going to get a sandwich.

[via Reddit]

A Florida woman got quite the surprise when her new driver's license arrived in the mail.

According to the new ID, her street address was "EAT ASS."

Officials at the state DMV said they have no idea how this mistake happened, but here's how I'm guessing it went down:

DMV Employee #1: "Hey, you know what would be funny?  If we changed the street address on this driver's license to 'EAT ASS.'"
DMV Employee #2: "Yes!  That would be quite the prank.  Now pass me that marijuana smoking pipe so we can continue to smoke marijuana on the job like all employees of the DMV."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is basically what happened.

[via NBC Miami]

Here is what I am going to do:

First, I am going to quote this article from the Associated Press almost in its entirety:

"A South Korean woman who earned a driver's license after 960 tries is ready to buy a car and get behind the wheel.

"Yonhap news agency reported Thursday that 69-year-old Cha Sa-soon passed the driving part of the test last month on her 10th try.  South Korea requires a written test first, and Cha took it nearly daily since April 2005 before passing last year."

And then I am going to let you leave any comment you want….

[via The Presurfer]