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Ladies And Gentlemen: The Douchemobile

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

unempyd

In his defense, "DCKMNCHR" was taken.

[via Acid Cow]

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I Wish My Mom Were This Cool

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

You ought to look into something with better cum mileage.

[via Izismile]

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We ALL Heart Your MILF

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

I'm not positive, but this person MAY want to fuck their mother. Either way: Happy President's Day!

[via Break]

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plates

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Look, This Wasn't My First Choice

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

But "CUMKING" was taken.

[via The Chive]

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Move Over, HJ Mom

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

Must be embarrassing to have a mother so open about being Canadian.

[via Break]

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Sorry Honey, All The Other Vanity Plates Were Taken

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 5:00PM

It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

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With A Sweet Ride Like That?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 5:00PM

Just got tested. Time to celebrate with a VANITY PLATE!

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Worth It

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 3:00PM

Guys never pay me in Mustangs.

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This Guy Gets Laid A Lot

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 23, 2012 at 1:00PM

His other ride is a total classy lady who's into kinky vanity plates.

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If This License Plate Doesn't Mean What I Think It Means, I Have No Idea What It Means

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Every guy thinks he wants a girl with a clean vag, but usually women like that are just into douches.

[thanks Mylo]

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