People who know me know I love two things: free drugs and following-up on stories I have previously written about. I really hate not knowing how things end. And I also hate paying for all of my drugs.
Well, as the details unravel, some small holes exist in last week's story that actor Jeremy London was kidnapped and forced to smoke free drugs at gunpoint.
Really?? 'Cause that story seemed airtight.
But, alas, turns out the innocent until-proven-guilt man Mr. London decided to have shipped off to jail doesn't corroborate Jeremy's story.
According to an interview with RadarOnline, the suspect who supposedly kidnapped Mr. London has a different tale to tell, including such shockers as:
"As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. … I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed."
"Jeremy wanted to drink, so we bought beer and some hard alcohol and we got f****d up. … We went driving around my neighborhood, handing out beer to my friends and random people on the street. We were having a good time."
Oh, and of course:
"I was finally able to get [Jeremy] three ecstasy and three xanax pills. He took all six pills at once. He was out of his mind high."
None of this sounds like something someone from Hollywood would do. No. The "forced-to-do-free-drugs-at-gunpoint" story seems far more logical!
But you can't blame, Jeremy. He used to be is an actor. Actors have no idea how to come up with a good story. That's why Hollywood pays millions of dollars to writers to tell all these stupid actors what to do.
Next time, Jeremy, take the number one acting lesson to heart: Pay someone else to come up with your story for you.
[via The Huffington Post]