life

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's 30 for 30.0 was Nerf Hoops (above)
• A man baby woke up
• A kid loved baby oil
• A crack ninja put up a fight in this week's Video Breakdown
• We had more Porch Time With Mema: Favorite TV Shows
• Daniel started his African Tosh.0 spinoff
• And Daniel put his life in your hands.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Everyone dies. It's part of life. (Thanks for watching.)

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Why would you ever need to evaluate "UP"?

You know it's hard out here for a pigeon.

[via The Funniest Post]

She has a dream. And it involves pasta carbonara.

[via Buzzfeed]

Back when I was in high school we took our senior quotes seriously because they are obviously very important.

[via Reddit]

Debbie Downer made the paper. And I'm not even talking about Kevin Mack. Who's clearly just mad because people constantly tell him he looks like Shia LaBeouf.

But what the fuck, Brittany Wellman?? A used copy of Super Troopers should be on the list of the BEST gifts you've ever received. Ungrateful brat.

[via Clearly Dope]

You think dollar store spaghetti is bad, listen to this horror mentioned in the article:

"Sometimes Selena didn't even know if she would be able to get home from school. 'My mom would run out of gas all the time,' she says."

But these are the decisions you have to make when you live in "poverty."  Should I pay for my car insurance or should I pay for gas?  They're both very expensive, but they are two things you must have.

Life was equally terrible for her mom, Mandy:

"'I would get up at six in the morning, get Selena ready for school, drop her off, and then go to [my classes] from there.  We did that every day,' Mandy said."

Holy shit!  Every day.  Come on, school!  Why are you starting at a normal time like every other school??

Reading this story, you get the feeling that, at times, it almost seemed like Selena would never realize her dreams of dating Justin Bieber and vacationing in paradise.  Luckily, she persevered.

And luckily for us, we've learned two valuable lessons for success here: Never ride the bus and never sleep in on a workday.  Wisdom to live by, really.

Oh, and also don't forget, you too can eat spaghetti and make something out of your life.  Who'd have thought??

[via I Am Bored]

I moved this weekend so this comic is really hitting home for me. Home being the place I now keep my bed, but also my Slip 'N' Slide.

Only the good mature young.

[xkcd via Tastefully Offensive]

Apparently aliens are about to invade London.

Over the weekend, quite a few people caught unidentified flying objects on camera. More footage of the spacecrafts can be seen here, here, here, and in the background of a news story here (at 1:03).

Either aliens are real, Thor is coming back for Natalie Portman, or someone lost a frisbee.

[via IHC]