Lindsay Lohan

Fun Fact: this is also how Lindsay Lohan attracts potential mates.

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This is your face.

This is your face on drugs.

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The rules of life don't apply to Lindsay Lohan. She can use Facebook on Twitter and pay for necklaces with air.

Pretty cool. Don't you think so, Daily Show blog readers?

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Daaaaayum. That bar showed Lindsay Lohan!

Real quick though, who chose those fonts? There's like crazy, hardcore distressed block lettering and… Comic Sans! The vibe is very confusing.

Anyway. Who wants a Lindsay Lohan? This round's on me!

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Hell no. He did not leave the South Side for this!

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"Wow. Didn't see that coming." ?Person who just woke up from a 6-year coma

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Over a decade ago, Vince "The ShamWow Guy" Offer wrote and directed The Underground Comedy Movie. Without having seen it I can tell you it was the worst film of 1999. (And that's the year Dudley Do-Right came out.)

But for some unknown reason, he's decided to release the same shit again.

It's Underground Comedy 2010! That movie you didn't see in 1999. Reimagined! With more Lindsay Lohan in a SCRAM bracelet.

So how do we get it back underground?

[via Cinema Blend]

Childhood actor Mean Girls star Celebrity lesbian Famous drug abuser Lindsay Lohan was released from jail today after serving 14 days of her 90-day sentence. She's been transferred to a nearby rehab center where she will stay for the next three months.

Estimated Date of Lilo's Release Back Into Society: November 2nd

So soon!

That's great news for those of us who need our daily dose of there-are-other-people-in-this-world-that-are-much-more-fucked-up-than-you.

Only three months until our favorite loose cannon is back! Woohoo!

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Daddy Nobucks has written his daughter a love song. Neti pot your ear passages then click here to listen.

As soon as Lindsay gets out of jail she needs to find a giant boom box so she blare this as loudly as possible because it is magnificent.

The poetic ballad was written and produced by Michael Lohan but sung by a "friend". So that's what Nick Lache has been up to!

I'm sorry. What was that you asked? Will this be my father-daughter dance song at my wedding? You bet your sweet ass it will.

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It's the day the Internet has been waiting for: The day we get to vote on our favorite Lindsay Lohan mugshot.

Are you a November '07 fan?  Or maybe you prefer Lindsay's latest work: her July 2010 mugshot?

Personally, my favorite is July 2007, because I like my bitches drunk and coked up outta their skulls!

[all images via The Smoking Gun]