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He may not be perfect, but at least he can wipe himself.

[via Izismile]

What, you've never heard the phrase, "right shoe on your foot, left shoe in your pants"?

[via Poorly Dressed]

Check out Disneyland's latest attraction: "Journey To The Center Of This Woman's Asshole."

[via Izismile]

I know black guys walk slow but this is RIDICULOUS!!

He's wearing a nice jacket though. Wonder where I could get one of those.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Once again, China is taking our Jobs.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Thank God the line for heaven has 4G. 

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It's just the only way God can see if he's lined up.

[via I am Bored]

Do they?

Also, that's the largest amount of time any adult should devote to "Tooth Fairy".

[Bottoms Up via The HD]

You're on your computer? Whaaaat!? Why aren't you in line for the iPhone 4 right now? Are you crazy? That shit came out today. You NEED that. Oh, you don't care about the iPhone? Then you should be in line for the Eclipse premiere!

Whaaaat? You don't care about that movie? Me neither! Forget that line. Forget those Twi-Hards.

I've been camping out all day for Grown Ups. So far it's just me and some crazy bum who keeps saying that Chris Rock stole all his material. Actually, he may not be here for the film.

Where are all the other Rock-Hards?

Rock-Hards! Get it?!?

The Daily What declared that "I?d say give this lady a laziness award but she?d probably be too lazy to accept it."

More like give this woman a genius award for being a genius!

In a fast food restaurant, you're surrounded by chairs.  Why not grab one and take a seat?!  It's like, at waterparks, why aren't the lines in the water?

Why aren't the lines in the water?!?

But seriously, I'm bored.  Let's have a vote.  Lazy or Genius?

[image via Reddit]