Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Japanese toilet candy lets you drink out of the toilet like you've always dreamed!
- This Chinese airport worker doesn't give a SHIT about your packages.
- Places I've Pooped app. Because you don't wanna blow up the same place twice.
- A baby ostrich falling asleep. He's tired of not being able to fly. GET IT?!
- Justin Bieber allegedly hit a paparazzo with his car! And when I say "hit" I mean "that photographer should grow some balls because he barely touched him."
- Women's POV is the best POV. Boobies.
- Mac and cheese, fried chicken and mashed potato burrito. For your diet's cheat day.
- Kanye West's Yeezus promo is an American Psycho parody with Scott Disick. Can Scott Disick act? No.
- A news anchor got a liiiittle bit confused on air. Style and grace up in this place.
- Scout the dog vs a toy helicopter. Short and sweet, just like Danny DeVito.
- And Jon Gosselin ruined the Ed Hardy brand. Weird because I thought their douchey, ugly fucking clothes are what ruined the brand.
[still via Tastefully Offensive]