Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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If Romney was your boyfriend, he'd still be a couple of other women's husband.
That's swag.
[via BIOTV]
Old people are the best. Especially when they're dressed up and singing. Sure, they might be slow on the trends. But they get there.
My grandma signs every email with a GIF of a sleeping cartoon puppy. So, yeah.
I guess we'll have to wait five years for Clark Retirement Community to start planking. But when they do, it's going to be AWESOME.
Love, Carly
There is a lot of shit online. Sometimes it's exhausting sifting through it all to try to find a few things you'd actually enjoy. But everyone once in a while there's something so good, the 180 Nyan Cat videos seem worth it.
I was already sold before I realized this was a one-person duet. But now I'm on a thrift store shelf being sold all over again.
I want to be this YouTube video for Halloween.
[via Buzzfeed]
I waited a few weeks to post this entry for the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion even though it's better than a lot of the shit we've received.
Why? Because this show does not reward overachievers.
Your video is seven and a half minutes long! That's longer than an entire episode of Tosh.0. I think. I don't really know how long the show is. And that's why I work here.
See what I'm getting at?
So keep it short, people. Do something funny in under a minute. And we will praise you for your half-assed attempt at humor. Maybe Comedy Central will even give you a show.
Upload your submissions here.
Well it looks like you uploaded it online. And now it's here for everyone to see!
Cool, dude.
This must have taken you a very long time. It's really good. Kinda seems like you spent so much time on it you forgot to ever get dressed. And you forgot to take your earrings out ten years ago when that went of out of style.
But you're dedicated to your craft. And for that, I'm gonna send you a shirt.
Then we can enjoy your videos without having to look at your nipples! Everybody wins!
[via The DW]
I don't know what the implications of this are supposed to be… Is that guy really homeless? Is this just a public service announcement using an actor? Why are Freddie Mercury and David Bowie both Kermit??
Still, I doubt you'll ever find a better video rendition of two Kermit the Frogs lip-dubbing the song "Under Pressure" by Queen and David Bowie all shot in one take. I mean, now that Jim Henson is dead.
[via The Daily What]
I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.
Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!
After previously bashing far more reputable institutions like Boston University and the city of Sioux City, it would be irresponsible of me to let the University of Georgia slide with their appallingly lazy, pseudo-lipdub orientation video that has recently gone viral. (Exactly what percentage of footage has to be lip-synched for one to declare a video a "lipdub?")
How hard is it to watch this video? I'll watch anything to get gratuitous shots of southern co-eds and I still couldn't make it all the way to the end.
In fact, having seen this lipdub, I officially want to apologize to Sioux City and Boston University. In retrospect, it seems like you guys did some decent work!
[via Today's Big Thing]
A lot of parties out there have tried their damnedest to ruin the Internet for everyone. Well, it's finally happened: The Internet has reached rock bottom.
I always knew it wouldn't go out with a tweet or a blog post, but with a lip dub.
Lip dubs are the lowest form of human entertainment. Like cock fighting, jai alai or Seattle Mariners games.
Though lip dubs have continued to get worse and worse, nearly bottoming out when the supposedly reputable staff of National Public Radio succumbed to the "phenomenon" last week with their Lady Gaga "spoof" (lip dubs aren't spoofs, geniuses — go back to Dartmouth), it's Sioux City, Iowa that has officially ended all that is good about the Internet with their "We Built This City" lip dub above.
Iowa is a terrible place. If you don't believe me take a second to think, Is my life terrible? If the answer is "yes," take a look around. There's a good chance you are in Iowa.
Like your dad trying to be cool by rapping, this Sioux City vid officially proves that the Internet is past it's prime. The new craze is mainlining table salt while hanging upside-down in a black lit closet and listening to The Trammps. Go do that.
Oh, and make sure to skip ahead to the very end where they decided the best way to end things is with Bret Michaels giving praise to their fair city.
Or should I say "fair at best" city.
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