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Midnight Makeout

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

Oh, please. Don't act like you've never blacked out and hooked up with someone who smelled like puke before.

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Little Miss Street Corner

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

I've got a feeling her Prince Charming is going to be some guy named Chet.

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They Obviously Kissed And Made Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

You should see the ones under their shorts.

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That Was A Close One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

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Is She Feeling Frisky?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 19, 2010 at 10:00AM

Call all your friends! There's a new lip gloss on sale that changes color depending on your mood. It even comes with a color chart. Cool, right? It's like a mood ring, for your face. And you've been wanting one of those!

Too Faced's Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss is being advertising as a way for your partner to tell if you're in the mood for sex. Aside from the traditional kissing and getting naked technique for arousal awareness, of course.

The gloss reacts with a girl's body chemistry to change from clear to deep crimson as the wearer becomes more frisky. Problem is, it's emotionally activated. Which means technically the gloss color changes for other moods as well.

One gloss user claimed that her lip color turned pink when she got really mad. So I guess it's up to the guy to figure that one out.

Is she ready to hit me or hump me? Because it's one or the other. Check the chart! Check the chart!

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