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Valentine's Day in Four Words

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

If you drink enough, you can score yourself a date with the county sheriff.

[via The Daily What / source Cantabrigia]

There Was Probably an Era Where This Name Made Perfect Sense

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 26, 2011 at 4:00PM

OLD MAN: "I don't understand what's so funny.  Back in my day it was extremely common for liquors to be shipped in wooden barrels with bungholes.  In fact, I used to be a bunghole inspector.  I personally inspected bunghole after bunghole to see which bungholes were tight!  I'll tell you what–  There's nothing more embarrassing than thinking your bunghole is tight enough to hold for a long distance and suddenly have it burst halfway to your destination!"

EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 35: <uncontrollable laughter>

[via Izismile]

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