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Your soul patch better be in the shape of Otis Redding.

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He shaves his bush so it spells, "PUBES".

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At least Monday's over.

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This is a literal interpretation of Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now" drawn in Microsoft Paint. It is pretty much perfect. Except that the Chris Brown stick figure is missing his third leg.

Which reminds me…have you seen his Halloween costume yet?

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Really, Erin? Do you literally die of laughter every time? Literally?

Because it would be pretty hard for to tweet if you were literally dead. Unless you're some sort of vampire. Are you a vampire? Because that would be cool.

I wonder if we include the literally dead in our Neilsen ratings.

So are you tweeting from the grave, Erin? Is there an app for that?

Because that joke will never get old…

But I'm actually down with this literal tramp stamp.  If you're going to turn your back into a living joke, you might as well mean for it to be a joke.

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These "literal videos" — music videos where the lyrics to a popular song have been replaced with an explanation of what is actually happening in the video — had previously not excited me too much.

However, with its already stream-of-conscious and bizarre-to-the-point-of-being-funny lyrics, Beck's "Loser" seemed like a perfect candidate for the literal treatment.

Sure enough, and somewhat oddly, by going literal, at long last the song "Loser" finally makes some sense!

Maybe this is what Beck songs have needed all along?  The original lyrics are just placeholders.  It's a trick he learned from L Ron Hubbard's ghost back in the mid-90s.