NEW EPISODES TUESDAYS 10/9c
Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.
NOW AVAILABLE: more puke, injury, and titties than your precious soul can handle.
Get your new and official Tosh.0 merchandise.
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.
Really, Erin? Do you literally die of laughter every time? Literally?
Because it would be pretty hard for to tweet if you were literally dead. Unless you're some sort of vampire. Are you a vampire? Because that would be cool.
I wonder if we include the literally dead in our Neilsen ratings.
So are you tweeting from the grave, Erin? Is there an app for that?
Finally, a blog for me.
I could care less about weird family photos, or stupid f'ing hipsters. What I really care about when people misuse quotation marks. Misusing quotation marks makes it seem like everything you’re reading is sarcastic.
For example, rules about babies:
Or someone's gender:
What are these people thinking? Where is their 4th grade English teacher?!
Now if only they could devote a blog to the wrong use of “literally.” I could submit hours of my friend Todd and I's conversations. He literally pisses me off when he abuses that word. Literally.
Oh wait, there is a blog devoted to the abuse of literally? Wow?