Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Really, Erin? Do you literally die of laughter every time? Literally?
Because it would be pretty hard for to tweet if you were literally dead. Unless you're some sort of vampire. Are you a vampire? Because that would be cool.
I wonder if we include the literally dead in our Neilsen ratings.
So are you tweeting from the grave, Erin? Is there an app for that?
Finally, a blog for me.
I could care less about weird family photos, or stupid f'ing hipsters. What I really care about when people misuse quotation marks. Misusing quotation marks makes it seem like everything you?re reading is sarcastic.
For example, rules about babies:

Or quality:
Or someone's gender:

What are these people thinking? Where is their 4th grade English teacher?!
Now if only they could devote a blog to the wrong use of ?literally.? I could submit hours of my friend Todd and I's conversations. He literally pisses me off when he abuses that word. Literally.
Oh wait, there is a blog devoted to the abuse of literally? Wow?
Literally, amazing.
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