little kids

"Ugh.  'You're pooping'?  Your improvisations always suck.  I'm going back to giving the people what they want… goggle strap chewing.  There.  That's better.  That's a hit video.  Goggle strap chewing."

[via Videogum]

We usually shy away from "science" videos on the blog, but one area of science I think we all can appreciate is the science of how little kids are stupid as shit.

Just so you know, most kids grow out of this cognitive stage by the age of 7…  The rest end up working on Wall Street.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Little kids have been getting a free ride for too long.  They're not as cute as babies and don't operate a sewing machine as well as an adult.

Thankfully, Little Kids Are Dicks is a Tumblr blog that puts kids in their place.  It's kind of like FU, Penguin meets classic Maddox, except unlike Maddox, this blog has the balls to call kids out to their face!  Face!

Kid's need to stop hiding behind their "parents" and "laws." There are no laws on the Internet!

Well, except international child pornography laws.

The Who are going to be performing during the Super Bowl half time show this year, you know!

We're not too big on "adorable" over here at Tosh.0, but this video of a kid struggling with his tee shirt is kind of great.  

You could think it's mean that his mom may be silently recording this and laughing while her child wrestles with his shirt and cries in frustration, but he's got a racecar bed, so you know she can't be that bad.

[via Wimp.com]