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Daniel gave himself ten years to make it in showbiz and it's come to an end.

If you think Daniel has "made it", he lives. But if you think Daniel hasn't made it, then he will have to kill himself.

Vote now until midnight of May 28th. His future is in your hands.

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

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He doesn't always pick his nose but when he does, he makes sure we're live.

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My rebuttal to your rebuttal: water.

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I'd prefer it if he spent more time on the top of that baby than the bottom, but beggars can't be choosers.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

I CAN'T READ THIS CLIP. THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT.

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It's 10:42 in the morning so she's definitely hammered by now.

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NOBODY MOVE IT MIGHT HAVE A GUN.

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She may be dating a black dude, but she?s got a white cock on the side.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

"I'm good. Just order me a Diet Pepsi."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Izismile]