lizard

This seems like a good time to plug my latest children's book, "Animals Have Buttholes, Too."

[via CollegeHumor]

If I find this lizard in da club this weekend, I will be all over him.

Same goes for the genius that made this video.

[via KST]

The iguanas are heading for higher ground after this kid shit his pants in fear.

[via Reddit]

"This is the worst ant vending machine ever!" – the lizard

[via VVV]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Last Friday, we showed you "Lizard Drinking a Juice Box" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Lizard Drinking a Juice Box."  Hilarious in a "I don't understand what a funny title is" sort of way.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote by a wide margin (45% of the vote) was Ken with his title, "Woman fingering her little stinker."  'Nuff said.  Congratulations, Ken!

Alright, you guys want excitement??

Well, don't travel down the wrong path.  There's nothing exciting about getting boozed up, hopping in your car and heading out to try and score some "flies."  There's nothing exciting about spending a night in the cage.  There's nothing exciting about having the police interrogate you under their hot lamps.

Best just get your kicks looking at this image of a drunk driving lizard.

That's all the excitement most normal people need for one day anyway.

[via Julia Segal, via Animals on Drugs]