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We're posting this for the 4th year in a row because a) why break tradition & b) I miss you, Dad.

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You're telling me that cattle auctioneer doesn't manscape?! I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.

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"There just to smart for they're own good these daze!" -Local English Teacher

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If you do, tell her to fucking shut up about the sparrow that sat on her head.

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Hey look…  One of you Qaddafi'ing assholes made the Richmond local news.

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"Will this thing ever end?  She was a toddler.  This memorial has been longer than her actual life."

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

Sweet Brown is nothing if not aptly named.

I'd like to share a cold pop with Sweet Brown. EVEN if that means I'd catch bronchitis. Which nobody got time for.

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This is literally the only interesting thing that's happened on Channel 8 News since the time that black guy farted on camera.

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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, making your coworker look stupid is funny everytime.

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Woops, I mean best! Silly me. I always have breasts on the brain.

Anyway, watch this guy look like a tit on television. I mean boob.

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