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Helen Isn't Getting Any NYE Invites

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 6:00PM

Thanks, Helen. Now they're going to tell me I can't take my ceramic squirrels on airplanes, anymore.

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He's Got Sh*t To Do, Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 16, 2013 at 8:00PM

Give the guy a break he's only got a few minutes left before they start charging cover over at the Steamy Clam.

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Get It Together, Detroit

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2013 at 6:00PM

Honest mistake considering ARod's baseball career recently passed away, too.

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More Like Grope Festival

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 25, 2013 at 9:00PM

"She wore a purple shirt to a grape festival. How was I supposed to know?" – Baboon's Defense

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I Ain't Afraid Of No Bear!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

The best defense is to make yourself look like a maniac who just dropped way too much acid.

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