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THIS JUST IN: My Runny Nose Is Disgusting

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 18, 2011 at 5:00PM

This is Snotty McBooger reporting live from Massey Hall where my runny nose is literally dripping onto my microphone.

As you can see when I turn to my left, the snot has made it's way to my lip.

I'm refusing tissues and sick leave.

Tune in at 10 when my sneeze lands on the camera.

[via @JimmyTraina]

Congratulations!!!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 15, 2011 at 3:00PM

You won the Internet.

[VIA REDDIT]

Don't Believe Everything You See On TV

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 6, 2011 at 5:00PM

Fox News: Admittedly full of shit

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Meet Me At The Fat Ho

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 25, 2011 at 1:00PM


This world's not gonna get any better. So we may as well go to Fat Ho Burgers and order the Supa Fly Ho W/ Chz.

Because when those deadly toxins eventually make their way over to the United States, I want to die knowing I've left no insensitively named meal uneaten.

[via BWE]

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Who's In The Mood For Biscotti?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 25, 2011 at 11:00AM

It's breakfast time! Drop your pants.

[via Dlisted]

Are You Sure That's the Order You Want to Put Those Letters In, News?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 23, 2011 at 4:00PM

The world mourned earlier this week when beloved German polar bear Knut passed away at the young age of 4.

Well, most people mourned.  Except for one graphics guy at NBC Chicago who decided to be a real sashole about it.

[via Reddit]

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