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If you close your eyes, this is exactly what I sound like during sex.

Remember when he was on Tosh.0? That was a fun day.

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And now it's clear as this promise/That we're making two reflections into one/Cause it's like you're my mirror/My mirror staring back at me, staring back at me.

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Busey was given two honorary doctorates and a mandatory restraining order.

PS: Intimate tooth.

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"What else am I supposed to use my webcam for, talking to girls? WAIT YOU CAN DO THAT?!"

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No lifeguard on duty. Feel free to drown your kids.

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It's cute until you realize he's dead.

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Each week this summer, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

Have you ever started talking, and then completely forgotten what you were… Hm. What was I saying? Something about trains? Anyway yeah trains are crazy.

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At least he has teeth?

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If anyone's on drugs, it's whoever decided to put that much shit on one TV screen.

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Breaking: Tim Duncan just realized he has arms. Back to you, Mike.

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