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Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

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"Sweetheart I don't know what to say besides… Pussy's always worth it."

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"When he saw an iPhone? Yeah he was shocked. Just stared at it- didn't even blink."

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The carpet matches the drapes, because the drapes are made of carpet.

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They won the bronze, but he's got the gold.

America. Fuck yeah.

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Silly Rabbit, Track is for Blacks.

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This event is still more manly than Greco-Roman wrestling.

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Apparently aliens are about to invade London.

Over the weekend, quite a few people caught unidentified flying objects on camera. More footage of the spacecrafts can be seen here, here, here, and in the background of a news story here (at 1:03).

Either aliens are real, Thor is coming back for Natalie Portman, or someone lost a frisbee.

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If there's one thing I know about goblins and Ewoks, it's that their grip on reality is slim. They just don't know when it's inappropriate to do a magic trick under a bowler's hat.

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