loneliness

Is there a book about how to do the opposite of that? Cuz my family will be here any minute.

[via Acid Cow]

The best way to show you're happy for your friends while also sobbing from loneliness.

[via The Chive]

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Just take comfort in knowing there are 2.5 million people doing the exact same thing. (Without you.)

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Kind of a waste of a cleaning lady, isn't it?

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Things will turn around once your cat starts getting into Brickleberry.

I wanna rock and roll all night, and regret my life choices every day.

[Via The Chive]

Forever Alone is one of the many offshoots of Rageguy comics (aka FFFUUUUU).  Whereas Rageguy comics make light of the things that piss us off, Forever Alone touches on the things that make us lonely.

But the irony of Forever Alone comics is they can actually make us feel less alone.  They prove that the things that make us feel lonely don't just happen to us, they happen to at least one other person — you know, whoever made the comic.

For many, Valentine's Day is one of the loneliest days of the year.

But here's a bright spot: According to Know Your Meme, the Forever Alone meme first appeared sometime around June 2010.  That means this Valentine's Day is the first ever to be celebrated with Forever Alone!

So, if you're alone this Valentine's, don't wallow in your sadness.  Check out some Forever Alone comics and realize that tons of people out there are just as pathetic as you are!  In fact, they are more pathetic, because they spend their free time making online comics!

You can find some decent Forever Alone archives at Know Your Meme or by searching Reddit.  You can even make your own Forever Alones and buy Forever Alone t-shirts.

Ha, but look at me, telling you where to find them.  You're Forever Alone.  You're probably an expert at using the Internet.

[image via Memebase]

Rough day at work? We all know how that is. Some of us drink when we get home. Some of us exercise to blow off steam. But not very many of us seek solace in a red plastic friend who's missing one of his eyes. Even a swing or a slide I would understand — but that monkey-looking thing is firmly planted in the ground. Boring.

Little does this fellow know — his image is on websites everywhere. Thousands of people are chuckling at him from their homes. I wonder if he'd still feel as lonely if they were all laughing at him right there in the park.

[via Izismile]

Yeah, this is a dog doing river dance. Skipped right over sit and stay, danced right into "be awesome." My dog rules, but he can't dance on cue. This makes any cat video that's "talking," "jumping" or "ninja-ing" worthless. That's basically the point in posting this, isn't it? Do you guys remember how much I hate cats? You should. Is everyone who surfs the internet a cat lady? There should be less cats online. Don't worry, I'll be taking those weirdos down later today.